Baby Bea is now an official person. Recognised already for her inestimable style and grace amongst the cognoscenti, her very existence has now been recorded by Her Majesty's Government. Although this ostensibly was a result of Daddy taking various documents down to the Camden Registrar's Office and filling out a number of forms, Bea knows that there is a deeper significance in her new status.
She has been accepted as a citizen of the United Kingdom, with all the rights and responsibilities that this entails, all of which Baby Bea takes very seriously indeed. In fact, she is glad to now be able to do her bit for her country in these times of economic depression and potential industrial strife. She is thinking maybe of setting up a design collective or potentially lending her diplomatic skills and knowledge of world affairs to the United Nations. Mummy has suggested however that my talents might be better deployed in sleeping more than 4 hours overnight and feeding at times which are slightly more convenient to her.
Daddy, however, has proposed that now I am an official person I could get out into the workplace and start paying my way for the family. Oh Daddy, you have so very much to learn.....money only goes in one direction when it comes to daughters.
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